We are all 20-somethings adults (although some have the thinking of 13 years old still).
That's because we never grow old (at least that's what we think) and so, here's the very first entry to introduce the members of the gang....
1. Robin Chua Eng Wee a.k.a. GOD a.k.a Bejust !
One look at this MAN will tell u one thing - "DON'T MESS WITH ME!!" He is the so-called God of the gang and everything that happened and is going to happen in this world is actually within his control (including people who break up or kena cheated). He is the ultimate Master of the Universe.
When he is in his human form, he usually entertain humankind or 'manusia biasa' as he called it, by strumming his guitar or banging the drum. God sometimes also will think of funny things to jokes with human, so as to avoid people from suspecting him as being God. Favorite futsal position: Goalkeeper. His skills? One word - GODLIKE!
2. Gary Lee Eng Kiat a.k.a. The Genius
This is the Genius of the gang. We believe that he possessed such intelligent because he is a close neighbour of God (they both live along Jalan Prai). Since everything in this world is under God's control, so sometimes God will give him hints/tips on what will happen next (including exam questions...yes, exam is also under God's control).
He is not only Genius in academic, but also in sports such as snooker and futsal. Favorite team: Arsenal. Idol: Fabregas (although we think he looks more like Pascal Cygan).
3. Teoh Chong Aik a.k.a. Albert a.k.a. Optimus Prime
Don't be confused that his name is Chinese just because his complexion is dark. He really is Chinese, not Malay!
This fella is a big fan of anime and 'Moro Islamic Liberation Front'. This guy is English-educated yet, he can read Chinese words. The secret? Spent few hours everyday at comic bookshop reading anime comic in Chinese!
His fanatism aside, he is actually a great athlete. A superb basketball player and key dribbler in football, not to mention his fancy for snooker as well. He really IS NOT A MALAY! OK!
4. Lee Chun Sing a.k.a. Panjang
The name says it all. Tall and high - this is the fastest runner in High School (during our time) and a goalscoring machine in futsal. His shot possessed unstoppable power, yet only one person have the guts to stop it - yes, it's the God!
As much as he likes playing football, he also enjoys watching English Premier League on weekends. Or snooker. Whichever interest us more.
5. Ng Tiong Lim a.k.a. Seahorse
Here is a legendary person. Ever heard of people coming to play futsal early in the morning, yet have the time to stop by 7-eleven on the way and buy a cup of Maggi? As he finished his Maggi breakfast, he went into the pitch and unluckily got hit by a ball - and have to come off the pitch again barely 2 minutes later. Legendary! Also, lifting up a girl's skirt when he was just 11 years old? Legendary!
Funny stuff aside, he is an Accounting graduate and had worked for one of the Big 4 firms in auditing. Also, he's the lightest among us. So, try to block the wind for him whenever he's by your side, else he might get blown away!
6. Ng Wei Han a.k.a. The Star Wars fanatic
Here is he - the super Star Wars fans. Anything from lightsabers to Darth Vader, you may ask him and he won't miss a thing!
Despite his penchant for Star Wars and 'geeky stuffs', he is actually one of the more matured one in our gang, in terms of thinking and behavior. This guy is also one of the most fanatic Man Utd fans u'll ever meet. From Rooney's nickname to post match commentary, this guy certainly knows his stuffs well!
7. Kevin Chai Chang Ann a.k.a. Master Heart Breaker
Kevin is the main guitarist for the band Doghouse. If you are thirsty or craving for beer, just pick a needle and poke at this man. Carlsberg runs in his vein, not blood.
His philosophy is simple - "Live live to the max.. Cuz you only live once in this world!" And judging by his habit of binge drinking coupled with his own admission, this is one fella who does not plan to live beyond 50 years old. Not forgetting, gals beware - he is a heart breaker, because that is his night time job! (His full time job is airplane engineer...so air travellers beware too!)
8. Eric Yap Hon Meng a.k.a. LeeHom (self-declared) a.k.a. "Kiam He"
This is Meng Sok (Uncle Meng). His complexion is as fair as Snow White and he loves watching "Snow White and 7 Dwarfs" too!
His favorite game is not soccer, not snooker, but CHESS! Yet, luckily he is not as dull as most chess players. He is an ex-Ketua Tingkatan and also Pn. Umi's favorite student. Currently, he still hold the World Record for Breaking Up (Quantitative data). So, don't pray pray with Meng Sok!
9. Alex Oh Jin Teong a.k.a. Tapir a.k.a. Ohyeong (pronounce quickly)
A seductive pose, isn't it? He is a legendary Master Seducer - it's proven by his shared World Record with Terkhui and EngKiat for ....err, sorry this one cannot say. (Want further info, can ask Chong Aik or Hon Meng). Hint: It has something to do with SHIP.
He is an affable person, warming quickly to strangers and a speed-talker. You must pay full attention when he's speaking. One split second of lack of attention, you won't have a clue what the shit he's talking about. He is also a great snooker teammate, with a rather unique hairstyle. =) Future Forbes' 100 Richest Man in The World.
10. Aerost Tan Tit Kuan/ Ejust a.k.a. Funny Man with A Sincere Heart
Look at this small kid. Is he cute? Don't be fooled by his naive appearance, for he has a very 'adult' thinking and cunning ways to trick people into doing what he wish (especially towards trees and plants).
For his petite size, he has been stopped twice by traffic police in a same roadblock before. Other than that, he is a very friendly and funny character who is almost Shin Chan-personified. Likes outdoor adventures such as mountain climbing, jungle trekking, go to library and play badminton. One of the above is NOT TRUE.
11. Tan Yee Fong a.k.a. 'Bus Stand Tan' (wait at bus stand, in hokkien)
This is a victim of the recent petrol price hike in Malaysia. He got scolding from certain strangers - in train and at mamak - who blamed him for the petrol hike, just because he works for Petronas.
A straight-talker who bear no mercy for the unlucky ones, he is capable of telling even the darkest, most sensitive secret that you wish no one would ever know. So remember, keep all your hidious secrets from this guy, if you wish to live a decent life in the future. Also, he is a part-time TVB actor, Ma Jun Wai impersonator.
12. Shawn Wu Terk Hui a.k.a. "Turkey" a.k.a. "Handsome Wu"
Kids and girls under age of 18, please close this browser now! This is a man potentially on police's most wanted list in the future - for his penchant of long hair girls and Japanese 'culture'.
Actually, the truth is that this is a very noble man. He is very helpful, kind, sensitive, respect the elderies, loves reading and very friendly to children. He is also a very innocent and naive guy, and is often the victim of a cruel game called LOVE. Ok, all the above is FALSE.
ACTUALLY, he is a high jump champion and DOTA is his 2nd wife. He is also my ex-colleague and is a constant entertainment because we always treat other people as our entertainment, without other people knowing it. Hehe.
13. Ryan Ng Yee Kang
Last but not the least, it's me myself. Nothing much I can comment about myself, other than my usual likings such as football, snooker, KTV, and eating. You can find out more about me in my personal blog - Ryvian. No further comment (this is the privillege of being the blogger).
Sorry if anyone feel offended with this entry. Any grievances or complaints may forward to Mr. Shawn Wu as he is the most experienced person in dealing with dissatisfactions or bad service complaints. Thank you, and enjoy. CHEERS!
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